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The Little Queens and their Pimping Mommies

You don’t need to be a parent to know that, when it comes to raise a child, there are some things that are just wrong. One of them is making your child a pedophile’s dream come true.

From Wacko Jacko to Saint Michael in two hours

I have to disclose something from the get-go: I never liked Michael Jackson and/or his music. I will not attempt to judge the man or the musician; I will let others decide if he was a musical prodigy, a world class entertainer, a tormented addict or something else. I will, however, make some comments about […]

Mel, The Garbage Man

As many of you already know, we have a little monster as a pet. She is the Rapture, the Apocalypse in canine form, but we love her dearly.

The thing is, it doesn’t matter what toy we give her, she will destroy it in a few minutes -usually less than five.

So, since we live in a country where customer service is very important, I decided to write a letter to the manufacturer of Dakota’s latest victim, Mel the Garbage Man. I have to confess that my intention was to receive a bunch of free toys, along with a nice letter complimenting me on my dog’s destructive behaviour.